Juniper: [disdainfully] And it's pedantry.
Hazel: [angrily] I don't think that's a word. I think it's pedanticness.
Juniper: [scornfully] If there's one thing to be pedantic about, it's this.
While dividing up family chores...
Juniper: Hazel, if you don't want to do something, don't ever say you don't know how to do it. Because then they'll just teach you how to do it. It's true.
