Why?

J: I want some more peas.
A: If you finish those peas, we'll give you some more.
J: Why?
A: Because we're nice to you.
J: Why?
A: Because we love you.
J: Why?
A: Because you're our daughter.
J: Why?
(pause)
J: Because I'm a cutie-patootie.


Completely unrelated, but this morning Juniper came up with a great, complex, and grammatically correct sentence:

"I want to take my shoes off so I can put on my robot socks."