Saturday, August 21, 2010

Smarty Pants

Standing in a hotel lobby and looking at a picture of a planet, in the brochure for a science museum.

Hotel employee: Are you going to Mars?
J: It's not Mars. It's Jupiter. It's Jupiter because it has a big spot.




Playing with one of her animal finger puppets.


J: What is is?
S: An...elephant.
J: No, it's not an elephant; it's a lion! What does it have?
S: It has a mane on its head.
J: It's a daddy lion. What is it called?
S: I don't know. What do you think it's called?
J: A male lion.

1 comment:

  1. Jupiter... man oh man, that's laugh-out-loud funny. Smarty pants indeed!

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