So very civilized

Juniper: (urgently) I need to pee!!!
Sally: (enthusiastically) Ok, then let's go to the potty!
J: (sullenly) I don't want to.
S: (inquisitively) But if you don't pee on the potty, then where are you going to pee? You don't want to go back to wearing diapers, do you?

pause

J: (seriously) No, that would be uncouth.