Sally: I'll take that under advisement. Do you know what that means?
Juniper: Yes. You'll think about it. Which is kind of grown-up for "maybe."
Hazel: Is this spooning?
Sally: Sort of.
H: What is it?
S: Cuddling?
H: Is this forking?
Hazel: On a scale of 6 to 8, I think this cheese is a 7.
Juniper [singing]: Little turd Fufu, hoppin' through the sewer, scoopin' up the microbes and boppin' 'em on the head.
Aaron [whispering]: I don't want to encourage poop talk at the table, but it's hard to stop her when she's making up songs about microbes.
Juniper: Hazel is trying to tickle my imagination.
Aaron: I like hanging out with you.
Hazel: I know.
A: Yeah, but it's still good to say sometimes.
H: I can tell by your actions.
Hazel: What tree has the best bark?
Luke: An oak sap
H: No, it's a joke. It's not an oak sack.
L: Oak sap.
H: What tree has the best bark?
[pause]
L: That one!
H: No, a Dogwood!
Juniper: [whispering during her school's foreign language showcase event] The patriarchy is woven throughout the Spanish language.
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