Standing in a hotel lobby and looking at a picture of a planet, in the brochure for a science museum.
Hotel employee: Are you going to Mars?
J: It's not Mars. It's Jupiter. It's Jupiter because it has a big spot.
Playing with one of her animal finger puppets.
J: What is is?
S: An...elephant.
J: No, it's not an elephant; it's a lion! What does it have?
S: It has a mane on its head.
J: It's a daddy lion. What is it called?
S: I don't know. What do you think it's called?
J: A male lion.
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Jupiter... man oh man, that's laugh-out-loud funny. Smarty pants indeed!
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